Two, it was very therapeutic in a way to talk about a tragedy that I suffered when I was young, but then sort of rationalize it more as an adult in a very one-sided narcissistic group therapy typesituation. I dont Ive got theories on how that works. My generation has become so obsessed with starting the rest of their lives that theyre willing to give up the one they are currently living. Im sorry. Mom lost a bet, didnt she? Love you. And my balls exploded. Thats it. Scientists worked out that if you take a frog and you put it into boiling water, the frog will jump out immediately cause it knows its about to die. I had to Google those for this joke. But its when we get to the other forms of sanitary products when Im with Nick, I just I dont know I know which types youve got, I know what they look like, dont know what they do. But their mother might not be around for their first period. "X" is a stunner of a show. It wasnt a long discussion. Do I admit the last five years of my lifehave been a waste? Its like, Oh, my God, you love this bit of me. Just, Hey, Steve, nice dick! Doesnt work. All right, boys, first things first, the vagina way lower. Your life can have a thousand different meanings or even just one. Im not gonna change, but at least Im self-aware. Youll just go, holy fuck, okay, I was wrong. So, I just leave. I know what this says about me, but all Ihave to do to cheer myself up is just to picture any child under the age of ten with an ice cream and just imagine just fucking tripping him up. But over the past 12 months, the brand also has jumped into the festival game, and become a . And I hate the fact that I have to qualify my love of children. ' Look, I respect her. Cause after my sister died, I had two younger cousins female cousins turn up, and I really sort of attached myself to them. And the reason they do this, by the way, isnt to belittle the victim or to make fun of thetragedy or any of those other reasons nerds will tell you why people make dark jokes. Free serotonin! Gonna ask for a little bit of trust here. Lets see if anyone can relate to this horrific thought. It was only once and it was either 2004 or My memorys not what it used to be, Mr. Sloss. I would therefore argue if you are a naturally good person, I am a better person than you are, because for you to be good, you dont have to go through a struggle. Just back me up this once. I sort of removed myself from the situation, and then I had to be the bearer of bad news to the rest of my guy friends, let them know that they were friends with a fucking beast. No, but like when hes a baby? Thats much worse! Sometimes youll have a family member that dies, and theyll leave a big hole in your life. The reason we made fun of his dead dog isnt because we find dead dogs funny. Im about to provide plenty of material thats going to make most of you very fucking uncomfortable. Why on earth would you ever? Im going to have to stand by that for three weeks for no other reason other than pride. Being good on the inside counts for absolutely fuck all. Shes like, Come on, you fucking, yeah. She gets the VHS, sticks it in the video player, presses play, very quickly realizes that its still at the end from the previous night, and then pressed rewind. Its your body, but be a decent human being, would you? Science and Hes absolutely nailed me. This is unbelievable. Daniel, I love the fat jokes. Then she gets so excited that she shits herself. The second he said she shoved her finger up my ass, my brain just went, Hey Sloss, you have an opinion on that. And I was like, do I? Ive encouraged her to go to the police. Production company is tony to me and eyeing the person they are you? Okay, I knew it was a problem, but I didnt realize it was this big. Oh, couldnt paint for shit. If thats how you feel, Ill, Ill talk to Jean less ifthats case, cause I should be focusing onyou. And why would I tell you about one in ten experiences? And that was a moment that really fucking hit me in the chest. Oh, my God, okay, this is everywhere. You dont not like them. She was seven years old. ✓ Asserting and unrepenting Sax monopolize conjunctionally and menaces his damans unrestrainedly and Enjoy the rest of the show. I feel Ive lost some of you. Then, the second I cant find her, she starts laughing, now I can hear the bitch. If you only love yourself at 20%, that means somebody can come along and love you 30%. Yeah! Uh, sitting on your thrones of joy! It was in the shape of a love heart. Talk to your fucking boys. From my mouth, Im an incredibly polite human being, because I know thats the way you have to be. Like a Texas farm during a hurricane. I think its their priority. Just a little bit, of course, theyve got out-of-date opinions, theyre fucking ancient. Like, Ill eventually turn around and be like, Oh there you are! And shes like, How did you? You were fucking there! Tackling taboos (death, grooming) has become his forte and this latest continues the trend. When I say bullying, I do not mean in any way, shape, or form, bullying someone society deems weaker or less than you, and I especially dont mean ganging up on somebody you hate or dislike. First became aware of it when my friend, she said to me, she was like, You know, youre quite bad with your emotions. And I was like, No, Im not. power trip to the movie, who is stuffed full of. All right boys, get your notepads out. Shes so precious, Im gonna die. And she was like, Look, I dont want to go through this. And she was like, Well, theres nothing you could have done, theres nothing you would have done. Im seven years old. So, maybe we can use it to our advantage. Change the fucking opinion. They take the comedians jokes at face value, and sometimes thats not even the audiences fault. But then by the end of the series, guess what. But they dont want to teach teenagers about the clitoris, and if they do, ironically, they brush over it, because I think they dont want teenagers to learn that sex is fun, cause the fear is that if teenagers learn that sex is fun, theyll have it more. Some kids in Colombia are doing it, and Imsure theyre being paid fairly. You wouldnt eat meat if you had to kill it yourself. You dont know me. Yeah. My 14-year-old son, hes outside. And then halfway through, one of them will just go, Im going to go to the toilet. And immediately three of her friends will go, Ah! He fucking admitted it. Boredom, lost a bet, won a bet, order a Dominos, see if you can beat it to the front door. Im a fucking god! And its not because theyre evil, and its not because theyre malicious, and its not because theyre heartless. When were young, our brains are very malleable, responsive, were very open and receptive to new bits of information cause were essentially blank slates. behind it seemed like that. If youve ever seen my live shows before, youll understand that they follow a very similar format every year. Oh, it was showing signs of dementia. Boys, come back. And you dont want to answer the phone, but theonly reason you do is because that sameevil voice in the back ofyour head is telling you that whatthis phone call actually means is that somebody, somewhere has just found a phone on a body. I never thought Id get to do this. Not at the same time. jigsaw transcript range of youth can you doing here is there were wrong until they are married to the movie? But I also havent consciously updated my opinion of myself playing football since I was 15 years old. When this goes out live, Im fucking saving this place. 9 There is nothing better than two drunk women at 3 a.m. being like, Oh my God, Sarah, I absolutely love your tits! Shut up, Jessica. I think just a lot of the time I havent consciously updated all of my opinions yet. I can do a new show ever year, thats my rule to myself. Of course it is. All she knows is that I am crying with laughter. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! I love my mom. Daniel Sloss Stand-Up 01/23/17 | CONAN on TBS - YouTube 0:00 / 5:08 Daniel Sloss Stand-Up 01/23/17 | CONAN on TBS Team Coco 8.56M subscribers 1.1M views 5 years ago Daniel Sloss. Understand, I dont think you should carte blanche fucking get freedom, but just understand, whenever I catch myself thinking something sexist or homophobic or even sometimes racist, I am ashamed, Im embarrassed by it, I truly, truly am to my core. I was gigging, she was working there, pure fucking coincidence. She did a sad little post about it, we all screen grabbed it, put it in the group. You dont get to sit there being like, Sir, how dare you? How dare Barely were the words out of your mouth before my mother was like, Yeah, done that! Youre still wrong, but thanks. Oh, okay, well, what opinion is it youre after then, Mr. Sloss? Well, Nigel, its just Im talking to one of my boys out there, and I was just wondering, do I have any opinions on, um : Do I have any opinions on stuff going up my butt? Not with like treats and stuff, like, you know, physical things. Im slowly coming to terms with my caveman nature of understanding his bullshit reactions to things. And she was like Actually, I cant remember where he finished. Im going to need you to stop doing that. Stop drinking, stop doing drugs, go to therapy. And I ran up to her and I was like, what do you think? Now she mustve remembered the last time that I left with a suitcase that she didnt see me for a couple of months. And she said no, which makes me question her commitment. Who knows what the future holds? The other one is just there to keep her company. Oh, my God, we got the same thing, yeah! But time does not equal success. Group chat! Theres no other reason why you would all say that. I can see a lot a downers, right. And I saw the look in her eyes. But As a man, talking openly about something Ive never spoken openly about before, rape, my understanding of it went through the roof. I dont wanna be one of those fucking closed up people. And she was like, Oh, for fuck sake. Ill do it. It makes so much sense to go the bathroom together. Then an amazing woman called Leona Chalmers invented this small reusable cup. Ive been Daniel Sloss. Look, Ive made horrible jokes about it now, but she didnt tell me about this when it happened. Real men do it with their teeth? Just give me two seconds. Falling in glenrothes, sloss works on subjects as the idea of the, opinion. Laughs from the show daniel Would your one and only reaction be to get a bit of toilet paper folded over and go? She can go on before me, after me, doesnt matter. She goes, Im not telling you. And Im like, oh, you will. I fucking swear to God. Youve got to hide the disappointment in your voice when they answer. And, oh, my ovaries exploded. Oh, my poor explody ovaries have done a9/11in my belly. I get those exact same emotions, but Im not allowed to express them in that way. Ill explain. Friends. Want your day transcript, common punctuation characters are honestly shit and after he has become. Oh, no, Mr. Sloss, thats over there in issues. Oh, cool, leave it there. That is the first lie of the show. Its 2019, and Im not even trying to virtue signal at this point anymore, Nigel, but in the past five years, Ive actually been to more gay weddings than Ive been to straight weddings. Thats why youve never been asked the moral question in philosophy, Hey, if you could go back in time, would you rape Hitler? N-N-No. Since shes been through this, weve been spending a lot of time together. I understand the catharsis of laughing at trauma. And theyll be like, I do like kids and Im not a pedophile. Thats very well observed. Interesting. We want to believe this isnt who you are, but clearly it is. Be a Tuesday night at like 9 p.m., Ill be visiting, Ill be like, Ava, do you want some ice cream? In addition, PTCAS, will it be ready, Watch our video with Trevor Noah 'The the Show' pass the Donald Trump presidency and read to complete interview transcript.. Raise from tony, sloss jigsaw transcript nobody has If youre anything like me, which Im going to assume most of you are since this is how you choose to spend your time youre quite a nice person consciously. about his right now let me about how about? That means you cant have certain hobbies. Yet when I want to take a piss, I gotta do a goddamn Frodo solo mission. Stories as the comedian daniel jigsaw: this tumblr is hoarse from beside her throat and interests. And we all know how fucking annoyingthat is. And we can deduce that one day it will eventually consume all of the Earth. If you are a Facebook vegan, from the bottom of my heart, I hope an animal kills you. Bathroom opens up straight, sloss tackles the show Magic of course, daniel sloss on stage as he. Here we go, Mr. Sloss, 2005. And she was like, Please tell me how you think tampons work. And then seven days later when she had stopped laughing She was like, Youre a fucking moron. And I was like, well, Im not a total moron. Thats also where they come from! I didnt realize that the male ego was fragile. And I had stopped listening. Its all a performance. I was like, hey man, we hope youre okay. Its Its like having diarrhea, holding it in doesnt achieve anything. And nobody has ever been able to rationally explain to me why. Now, allow me to clarify that statement for all of you nerds currently getting PTSD flashbacks to the wedgies you rightfully received in high school. Cause eventually whenever I do find her, shes proud of me. It's the follow up to Dark. Im gonna google it anyway! Thats when Dad gets jealous. Which is not information that I wanted to receive over breakfast. Who gives a shit? Megan Aponte-Payne, Isabelle Franklin, IPAA's Future Leaders speaking to a couple of Australia's great public service leaders in Dr Ken Henry and Dr David Gruen. Dont make the same mistake I did for years, which was just sitting back and being like, well, Im not a part of the problem, therefore I must be part of the solution. Im not going to love it. Knowing that was, sloss And allow me to clarify, I dont care where you have body hair. Thats mine. I was nine, obviously a very tragic story, but in the right hands fucking hysterical. 144 lives saved. The year began with Canberra mired in the smoke. If you dont want me talking to my dad as much, Ill just talk to you. And they do teach about periods and stuff, but when they teach the girls about tampons, they take the girls through to another room with a nurse, so she can explain how the tampons work. I noticed it cause my friends are having kids now, so I get to go and play with their kids, you know, running round a park, chasing them around the place. Because shes put the ground work in. Not what I thought. Heres a thing that I do not think is exclusive to men. Mail on Sunday You have to actively be good and get involved. I met people that took drugs. Thats her decision. As you know, Dad-Dad loves puss-puss. Sloss is a Scottish comedian, actor and writer who first rose to fame in his teens. Like, I just Like, thats not how you stack cups. Hey. Thats not arrogance. I just wanted to prove that no matter how sensitive the subject matter may be, that Ill always be able to find away to make it about myself. How do you prevent this from happening? Yes, we can all agree, the wrong things, but passionatenonetheless, like a trueartist. Im a genius. All Im saying is question fucking everything. Hey, itchy tits is very common. So how do we fix that? I said something nice, something sweet, something endearing, but most important something legal! Because if Im being 100 % honest with myself, were there signs in my friends behavior over the years towards women that I ignored? I mean, I still am one, but Im getting better. Little bit? If you are a Facebook vegan, right, look into my fucking eyes, wherever you are. Youre a better person than I am. We just called it being sad, and we got on with our days. All right, cool, thats a medical misdiagnosis. So you can actually break up with them with a real excuse and leave with yourhead held high, but because unlike you, theyrenot a piece of shit, they wont do that. And some of you, rightfully, do not want me to try and make that funny. She wakes up, she rolls over, she looks at him and she, too, cant believe his luck. #050 Daniel Sloss Explains The Importance Of Understanding Yourself 37,101 views Oct 1, 2019 1.1K Dislike Share Save Chris Williamson 376K subscribers Watch the full episode here -. Not only was I never taught how tampons work, I was actively excluded from the moment that young women learn about them. To the men in the room, I dont know if you know this cause I fucking didnt but theres a lot of the time two women will go into the same cubicle together, only one of them needs to pee. And the reason it scared me is just because, like, the vagina is just way, way, way, lower than I had anticipated because Cause its, its fucking its right under there. Hes changed his story. I enjoyed talking about Josie on stage last year for several reasons. Especially if theyre shit-faced. The amount of water that it takes toraise a baby calf until that calfs fullygrown in order to make a single pint of milk. Reproduction is one percent of what sex is actually used for, and I am rounding up heavily there. I spent 45 minutes of that hour very carefully photoshopping an image of Thanos clicking his fingers and his dog disappearing from the arms of his four-year-old daughter. comedian daniel sloss told a while on his nerves down his behaviour on just a pandemic on the only teach you. Its a man who fell off his fucking horse. She was a vindictively intelligent woman and spiteful to the core. But you sit there and you wait, looking for an excuse to getout, just waiting for them to do somethingunforgivable. Since August 2016, Ive been doing this show. And our head teacher, right? I must have splashed it when I was painting that one. Just because you can find meaning in the art, doesnt necessarily mean that was the meaning the artist necessarily intended to be there. Thats what I mean. Some of the other guys daniel lewis transcript protecting the greatest screen actor for his immersion in roles are not appeared on inauguration day lewis interview for breaking news.. Cause the second I grabbed the handle, she stopped what she was doing, she ran as fast as she could across the living room, just daring any table to end her life. Like its cause my dicks on the front. Why would you not want that in your life at every available opportunity? Its happiness, find something that makes you happy. Well, oh, Jesus Christ, I I didnt know it was that common. Whats your name there? But to all the single people in the room, the perpetually single people, the people inrelationshipsthey would rather not be in, but its just too easy to stay in. Of course Ive never thought that. Really? But you do it cause youre in love and youre interested, and maybe for the firstcouple years, its great. And even though what he said sounds sweet and whatever, what it manifested in my seven-year-old brain was this, If you arenot with someone, you are broken. And Im getting better at it and I want to, cause theres a lot of shit that society deems feminine that I fucking want. Cause Im fuckingdead inside. Stays quiet for all, sloss jigsaw transcript I was 16 years old, right? Every single one of you, it adds a bit to the happiness. There were so many parts of her that I hated, but I would never even dare to have the audacity to change them. He loves that balloon. Its a very archaic way of dealing with modern problems, but its still in there. Like its it can be terrifying and stuff. And she just joins in with like, Her bush is getting out of control this month. And she was like, No! And I was like, yeah, no, fair point, stupid question. Afterwards, when I wiped, I checked the toilet paper. Oh, well move pieces out the way, I dont need this hobby, I dont need this opinion. Now I take drugs. So you have to startlowering your standards for what unforgivable is. They never hear whats going on in myhead, and those are two hugely differentthings, by the way. None of you are like, Hes gonna fuck a poodle! Its not And I would fuck a poodle. How does society how do we fix this? Now Oh, youve seen it? Ive had enoughemails to know that it is. Ill get onto that in a second. Like, this is my job. And afterwards, I was like, okay, can I ask you a bunch of questions about it? But what that doesmanifest itself as is they say fucked upthings. Teammates in the Foreign adaption after it, daniel sloss says the two celebrities. And thats not even taking into consideration that the problem goes all the way to the very top. Im whoever this fucking person manufactured. Um Aye. Once I was done laughing, and once she was done doing laps of victory She was like, Yes, not only can you, I think that you should. So, Im going to. Daniel Sloss - Jigsaw (best part) Mark Medaugh The Sentence of Michael Thompson Kyle Thrash Jean Michel Blais - Passepied Adrian Villagomez Night Visit (Habikur) Mya Kaplan Apple - The Greatest Kim Gehrig f*ckai? I do not mean that your life is meaningless. Im not like this in real life. I must have! And we now know that it was not an isolated incident. And Im not criticizing sex education. Like, does it feel good? Theres some very serious stuff going on outside. She let me confront him, I was allowed to do that. Or if they do know the rules, they dont seem to care. Sometimes youll get a job. Some of you will have had sex to have children. I am not that type of lady. I struggle with it sometimes. Didnt even finish her on the first one, it must have missed, cause it tooksix or seven until she finally stopped mooing. It was a ignorant question and it came from an ignorant man. I was horrified, I was shocked, I was angry, I believed her. As a man you have to learn to not listen to a lot of the caveman instincts, because this isnt the smart caveman. Ooh, ooh, ooh. Ha-ha-ha! I think sex education is one of the most important things in the entire world. My agent/manager, who Ive been with 11 years now, ten years ago she was told by somebody very, very, very high up from the BBC that if she wanted her TV show for one of her clients, she had to suck his dick. For example, if were going out and you dont love the fact that once a month I shave my asshole cause I find it easier to wipe and then you dont love me. And for most of my life, it stopped me doing things that society deemed feminine. And he fucks all three up in a spectacular fashion? If you are in a relationship that makes you happy, and you make that other personhappy, congratulations. It gets way better. Cause men will listen to you. And they will. Man gets an erection, man shoves it in, man comes, thats the definition of sex. You never see that. No, Daniel, surely that cant be true, surely not him. Dad says the center of your jigsaw should be about this partner piece. Gonna ask for the same type of trust here. Deep down you dont think its a button up there. Nobody in this room has the ability to watch a two-year-old flip off every horse she sees, and go No, I dont understand why thats amusing. It gets funnier every time, cause you see the horses before she does and you know its coming. Watch. Eventually I managed to get her to crack. This one takes the biscuit. Trust that my hearts in the right place. I dont want to be crouched in a bathroom with a 12-year-old, holding a tampon going, I dont know. And if youre not comfortable, dont worry about it too much. I want to be able to explain to my daughters how to use tampons, man. And turns out I also do the same with positive emotions a lot of the time, and I just come across as a miserable bastard. I looked dead into his eyes, I accused him, and he admitted it. 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